More Brian Wilson Hilarity: Giants Closer Goes Nautical with George Lopez

Shout-out to my buddy Ryan from Virginia Tech, who directed me to yet another installment of San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian Wilson's preposterous off-the-field antics. Wilson fields the inevitable Chuck Norris comparison, discusses his seafood preferences, and remarks on the importance of his "release".  Just to put things in perspective, Wilson is set to earn $15 million in the next two seasons, which means he isn't even in the top 5 among highest paid relievers.  I realize comic relief is a difficult talent to appraise, but he really needs deserves more funding to maintain the attire of The Machine and other characters that he breaks out on occasion.  Where's the love, Brian Sabean?